Anonymously try to seduce me.
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
Ask Gary Oak!
Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.
so-many-rhymes-so-little-time:
“None of us dyed our hair, Gramps...”
“I saw pink hair flitting by, Blue-Green-Gary! My eyesight may have worsened in my old age, but I can still see what’s important!”
“Okay, yeah, that guy’s hair was dyed, but no one else’s was! You thought that Blue and Green’s hair colors were blue and green! They were always brown!”
so-many-rhymes-so-little-time:
“I said it was wrong for my grandson and it’s wrong for the rest of you too! Egads, you kids….”
“None of us dyed our hair, Gramps...”
Green frowned a bit and let out an exasperated sigh. “…You’re just as much as a docuhebag as I am, dumbass!” He shot at him. “I’m trying to be friendly here, but you’re not making it any easier. And smart one, my ass!” He rolled his eyes. “Like I said, all three of us are the same person, so there’s no point in putting one above the rest. It doesn’t matter, anyway.” He said, having an irritated expression.
“Eugh, you’re only furthering my point, idiot!”
“We’re not the same person. Want me to tell you all the differences? I’m not named after a fucking color. I’m a researcher, not a gym leader. And you want to know the biggest difference? I don’t whine at everyone because I had the misfortune of growing up without parents. I don’t take out my self hate on everyone around me and treat them like shit non stop!”
“Yeah, maybe I pick on Ash and get into arguments a lot. But I don’t mean it. I apologized to Ash for how I used to be. I’m not the same as I was back then. Stop acting like we’re the same person, or that anyone around here hasn’t been through tough shit! I told you I appreciate the apology, but you can’t apologize to one person when you’ve hurt so many others!”
Green huffed. “Yeah, yeah. I know that. ” He grumbled, not looking forward to apologizing to others.”…Only certain people deserve on though. One of which includes you.” He glanced at him, having somewhat of a pout on his face. “Why should I apologize to Blue? He and I rarely talk.” He said. “I don’t think I’ve argued with him enough to owe him an apology. He’s laid back anyway.” He shrugged. “…Anyway…I’ve just been really…confused about things right now. I understand I’ve been being an ass to others..I can’t help it.” He admitted with a sigh.
Gary rolled his eyes. “I hardly believe that one. I’m pretty sure everyone is deserving at this point in time. Especially with what a grade A douchebag you’ve been to just about everyone!”
“Take it from me, the smart one of the trio. The only reason you ‘can’t help it’ is because you don’t let yourself help it.”
Green aaproached the identical brunette, letting out an exasperated sigh. He knew the way he was acting had been wrong, but he felt he was incredibly stressed due to his…mixed emotions. “…Hey kid.” He mumbled. “Look…I’m sorry for being a..dick, alright?” He mumbled. “I thought about it, and I thought it’d be best if I apologized. Since we’re virtually the same person, we might as well get along.” He grumbled, avoiding eye contact with the other out of embarassment. He never did like admitting he was in the wrong.
Gary turned around to face the familiar voice as it approached him, his expression quickly growing to one of irritation as he crossed his arms. Green. No surprise there.
But the more that Green spoke, the more Gary’s annoyance seemed to fade away. “Wait. What? You’re apologizing to me for all of that? Heh, what the hell’s gotten into you, huh? Not that I’m complaining. You probably owe quite a few people apologies, dude.”
He smirked, shaking his head. “But thanks. I appreciate it, man. And what about Blue? Are you going to say anything to him?”
“Oh Cynthia! I made this for you! I thought it was relevant to earlier.”
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